People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
From Jeff Foxworthy
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
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