All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
From Lewis Black
Everybody's got cable.
I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.
I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
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