My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
From Lewis Black
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
I'm a Jew.
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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