The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.
From Rita Rudner
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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