To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
From Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!
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