TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
From Ron White
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.
Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing.
I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would.
People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.
Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.
If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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