Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
From Ron White
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.
Comedy is all about the pause.
I go through about 140 cities a year.
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day.
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan - thin, slow, and it leaks.
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.
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