I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
From Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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