If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
From Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
3 perspectives
2 perspectives
1 perspectives