I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
From Woody Allen
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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