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I can't even use a can opener. I'm mechanically challenged. I ripped off two thumbnails trying to change kids' bicycle chains.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

We're all in this together. I learned that lesson growing up in West Philly. When I shoveled the sidewalk my parents didn't let me stop with our house. They told me to keep shoveling all the way to the corner. I had a responsibility to my community.

I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff.

There was a computer in our garage when I was growing up, and I'd go out there in winter and wrap myself in a blanket and write a story.

I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage.

When I started off, I was working in a shed behind my house. All I had was a drill, an electric drill. That was the only machine I had.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.