My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.