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Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational.

I never learned to cook; I was a little spoiled as far as that's concerned.

As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.

I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

I think that a lot of us at home are iron chefs in their own right in that we have to come up with meals real quickly.