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Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

I was ironing my own clothes when I was 11 years old. My mental strength goes back to those days.

I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational.

Now comes the reign of iron.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

Early in my career, my 3-, 5- and 9-irons performed differently than my other irons. But I adapted and made them work.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.