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Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

I take a lot of ladies' vitamins, because I never buy my own and that's what's in the house. More iron.

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.

You gotta strike while the iron's hot.