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Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational.

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

You gotta strike while the iron's hot.

I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?

I take a lot of ladies' vitamins, because I never buy my own and that's what's in the house. More iron.