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God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Gods always love the people who make em.

You don't really get Jesus saying very often there'll be pie in the sky when you die. He's really talking about now and today, and it's supposed to be like that. You're supposed to delight in what's right in front of you.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.