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I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.

I am constantly the butt of jokes.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.