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People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

I don't want to offend people.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.

Everything I say is true.

If enough things that are untrue are said about you, no one will know what really is true.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.

What offends me more than something sexist is something poorly written or unfunny or cliched.