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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

There are two barriers that often prevent communication between the young and their elders. The first is middle-aged forgetfulness of the fact that they themselves are no longer young. The second is youthful ignorance of the fact that the middle aged are still alive.

I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.