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It's not marriage that I crave. Many of my friends who have married are pretty miserable. Within a year and a half, most of them are either unhappy or divorced.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single.

I am not married anymore. I hate marriage... but it's okay now.

Married life is absolutely brilliant.

I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.

If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.