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Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

You are doing better than you think you are.

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

I cannot drink or do anything that changes the mind.

I drink to forget I drink.

You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.