It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
From Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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