Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
From Groucho Marx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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