I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
From Groucho Marx
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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