Author

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx