The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
From Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Humor is reason gone mad.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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