Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
From Groucho Marx
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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