Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
From W. C. Fields
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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