Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Bald is the new black!
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
We're all born bald, baby.
Being bald is no fun.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.