My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
You can't take my batteries out; I'm always on the go.
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.
Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.
Having the courage to say no when all your friends are saying yes is one of the most difficult things you'll ever have to do. Doing it, however, is one of the biggest charges you can ever make to your personal battery. I call this 'won't power.'
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