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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

I am furious about everything.

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.

It's feast or famine in showbiz.

I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.

I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!

Joan Rivers