Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
From Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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