Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
But certainly in my grandmother's time - and when I was growing up, yeah, Demetrie's bathroom was on the side of the house, it was a separate door. Still, to this day, I've never been in that room.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.