If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
From Dave Barry
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
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