The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
From Dave Barry
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
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