Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
From Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
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