Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
From Dave Barry
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
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