If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
From Dave Barry
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
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