I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
From Steven Wright
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
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