My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
From Steven Wright
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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